Really, how do you not ride it. Thankfully, the safety was on.
While on a trip to Epcot center, I was ambushed by a troll. Through my razor sharp intellect and lightning fast wardrobe changes, I was able to distract him long enough to land the death blow.
2/14/2009
= 196
= 7
Why else would you wear this ungodly shade of yellow? You want to be like me!
2/10/2009 = 106 = 4
It was bigger than me. I could have been crushed. However, I conquered it.
2/9/2009 = 92 = 2
1/25/2009 = 180 = 4
On the day of January 20th, in Washington DC, I applied a combination half-moose and razz taunt directly to a small group of extra hateful people presuming to speak for god on a variety of issue ranging from homosexuality to politics to frogs?
1/21/2009 = 124 = 5
While at the New York Botanical Gardens, I mistook a cactus for a comfortable seat with less than desirable results.
8/30/2008 = 216 = 2
Under the guise of getting my photo taken with the Champ, I worked my way past his security and when he least expected it, WHAM! When I woke up in my coma 2 weeks later, I peed blood and when I finished that, I posted this brag. Totally worth it!
8/12/2008 = 433 = 4
