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I theattorney, rode a cannon.

Really, how do you not ride it. Thankfully, the safety was on.

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white water rafted class 3 and 4 rapids.

My compatriots and I rafted down the Deerfield River in Massachusetts. We got pretty soaked, but no one fell overboard. We were the most and least professional on the river!

6/16/2008
= 187
= 5

fed the monkeys!

Although a number of signs politely suggested that the monkeys were well fed and capable of finding their own food, I felt compelled to feed them.

6/14/2008
= 280
= 16

learned how to say, "Please do not go beyond this point" in 3 languages

While at the Cliffs of Mohr, in Ireland I looked death square in the face, scoffed, and kicked him in the nuts.

6/14/2008
= 309
= 2

was awake and engaged in moderate to high activity for 16 hours on only 3 'cups' of coffee

I navigated yesterday with moderate success on only 3 cups of coffee... two of those cups were only 24 oz iced coffees while the other was a mere 16 oz hot coffee. Less is impossible.

6/13/2008
= 134
= 2

have the coolest RAMBO ever!!!

it was a hot day in may of 2004 - I met JOHN RAMBO in a GNC in NYC - good thing i had my 1982 vhs rambo video on hand for him to bless.

6/12/2008
= 180
= 3

Flew back from LA to NY with Larry David.

The photo tells it all. Waiting in baggage claim at JFK.

6/10/2008
= 155
= 2

have the biggest headed dog there is (bigger than your dog's head for sure.)

On this day I solemnly swear that the physical dimension of my dog's head well exceed those of your dog, or any other dog.

6/10/2008
= 730
= 25

Grew a baby girl in my wife's stomach for 9 months.

After a long road, I succesfully harvested a beautiful, long-legged baby girl in my wife's stomach for 9 months. She was 21.5 inches when she hatched.

6/10/2008
= 165
= 2

Caught a HUGE monster of a bass at a pond in Eastford, CT.

You should have seen this thing, a virtual lake shark. It was a battle that lasted the better part of 2 minutes but I emerged the victor and the fish tasted tasted the bitterness of defeat.

6/9/2008
= 257
= 2
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